Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero?

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Don't worry, a couple more lagers like that and he/she will be a fine catch.

I mean, they've gotten so good at making fake bricks these days it's almost impossible to tell, really.

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!