Unless that's... no, it can't be...
Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?
Lose the shoes and maybe we'll talk.
Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.
No takers? None?
'Tootsie' forgot to shave again.
And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!