Stan Lee probably sees this stuff so often, he's developed a tolerance for it like Ernest Hemingway developed a tolerance for alcohol. There are too many people who think "Great, I'm about to meet my hero, I'll just throw on a costume when I meet him instead of treating him like a normal person."
Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!
He should've thought of this ahead of time. Nobody dresses as MJ Watson.
Close, but not close enough.
Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.
