We've Hit a New Low

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We've Hit a New Low
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I weep for us all, and yet I have no tears left. If I did weep however, I hear Crocs handle puddles of water excellently.

The Whitest Gang

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The Whitest Gang
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On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.

I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular

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I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular
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And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.