Oh Miley, is this what you get for being born of a man with an Achey Breaky Heart? At least we can keep up with your antics over at ROFLrazzi!

It's the only way to appease the vaguely Jolie-esque figure on that shirt!

Hey girl, did you know that ROFLrazzi is full of amazing celebrity stuff?

When did our fashion runways get so Silent Hill-ish?

Oh those crazy celebs. What will they do next?

We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!