Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.
Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."
Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!
And sparkles in the sunlight.
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