I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

I mean, they've gotten so good at making fake bricks these days it's almost impossible to tell, really.

Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?

Yeah, I can definitely hear some clipping going on in the high ends there, and the brass tones just aren't where they need to be. What other units did you say you had?

I mean, seriously, I hope our meal comes with some of those because they look FANTASTIC.

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

No no, not you, I mean the poor little guy who's trapped in your cleavage.