Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

I'm more of a Kroeger fan myself. Tesco sizes tend to run a little small on me.

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

I mean really, that question is total rubbish.

I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.

When the going gets tough, the tough forego umbrellas in favor of garbage bags.