armor

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Here to protect your honor and realm from invading armies, bandits, dragons, and "the chilly-willies."

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By Unknown
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"Fair young Barbarian, take with you this Shield of the Bacon, the Carapace of the PBR, and the Blade of the Yeungling! With these, you shall smite the weaker, less WINning of your mortal counterparts and take with you the fullness of glory and honor to Valhalla! GO, GO AND BE VICTORIOUS!"

costume,bad ass,self made,armor,DIY,funny,poorly dressed,g rated
By Unknown
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This kid makes his own armor, wears it to school, and refuses to take it off when asked. +4 to Bad Assery.

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Private, WAKE UP! You don't have time to get dressed just man your weapon and get up there!

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