Both your outfit and your position on the bus are a major safety hazard. For shame!

"I mean really, the nerve of this guy!"

I'm almost a little more concerned with the tattoo beneath the "PSYCHO"...

Excuse me, Mr. Cheeks would like to have a word with you.

Is he dressed "Poorly"? Not necessarily. However, this bag is giving me as much of a headache as any muffin-top or pair of neon-pants that I've seen on this site.

And after he downed those munchies and left the bus, they asked, "who was that masked weirdo anyway?"

They live and work among us.