Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

And you thought rigor mortis was bad before...

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

That sound you heard was Bill Cosby getting a second lease on life.

I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that's not what I meant! Come back!

You literally cannot peel the kitty off of him.