(After taking a bite of dinner)
Me: This tastes funny.
Mom: The bottle said the poison was suppose to be undetectable.
Finally, two things I love in one picture: Money and comfy blankets.
Me: So Mom, whats your New Year's resoloution?
Mom: (looks up slowly) New year..... New sexuality (goes back to TV)
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