How 18 Years Can Change Things...

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Mom: When you were a baby I swear I'd take a bullet for you in the blink of an eye... Now you're 18 and I'm contemplating actually shooting you myself...
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You Think This is a Game?

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lunch,note from mom,threat
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Mom Was Never the Same After that Prison Sentence...

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g rated,mom,note,parenting,Parenting Fail,passive aggressive,prison,punishment,scary,shank,threat
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Murray's Dad is Having Sugar Withdrawals

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(Me eating a chocolate orange on sofa, dad who is on a diet next to me) Dad: I hope you die in pain.
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