(Grandma scolding me for having girlfriend's name tattooed on my arm.)
Grandma: You just wait until your grandfather sees it.
(Grandpa walks in the room and looks at tattoo.)
Grandpa: Oh... Wow, that looks way better then mine!
The tattoo? Probably temporary. The emotional scars after seeing this when you're a grown adult with full reasoning capabilities? Permanent.
From the submitter:
We were gonna have him jumped in on his 5th birthday but we had cake and a water balloon fight instead.
Every sci-fi novel warned us about this day.
Nope, I'm pretty sure we can judge you too. Or your parents, for that matter.
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