See the neighbors who buy their kids Jar Jar Binks toys? We'll never be as embarrassing as them.
(Sitting in the living room watching Star Trek: TNG)
Mom: What are you doing, watching porn?
Me: Yes, intergalactic porn.
Mom: Ah, the good stuff!
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