Me: Mom, can I have a curfew?
Mom: You already have one.
Me: So, when is it?
Mom: I won't tell you.
Me: Then what's the point of a curfew?
Mom: So we can punish you when you break it.
Wait, I spelled everything correctly. Sh00t s0n, I n33d to m4k3 mo4r j0k3s hur. Sry.
Why do you think this bright young chap isn't allowed to have any pencils? Post your theories in the comments below!
Try sending the kids outside to play. THAT's punishment.
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