Public Parenting News: Might Want to Keep Those on Ice

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The Associated Press reports:

A man from the San Francisco Bay area has fathered 14 children in the last five years through free sperm donations to women he meets through his website — and is now in trouble with the federal government. Arsenault says he donates sperm out of a sense of service to help people who want to have children but can't afford conventional sperm banks. The 36-year-old minister's son has four more children on the way. "I always had known through people praying at church that there's fertility issues," Arsenault told The Associated Press on Monday. "I thought it would just be a neat way of service to help the community."

I think it's pretty safe to say that's a "Baby-making FAIL," right?

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So, You're a Celebrity Then?

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I would accept this onesie only under the condition that it was delivered to me by this man, in this vehicle:

Get it? Because Biology Jokes.

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Me: According to the lab I did, you and mom can't be homozygous dominant for ALU. Dad: Baby, I ain't homo nothing. Me: Creeeepy.
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Harsh Reality in T-Shirt Form

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Gonna be a Dad, Swag

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