Again, How Many Times is the Theme Song Going to Get in My Head?

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adorable,baby,cute,dawww,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,Pillow,sleeping,totoro
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This Isn't My Juice Box

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beer,cool,drunk,hipster,naughty or nice,tanked toddlers
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Please Let This Be Satire. Please.

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g rated,Hall of Fame,naughty or nice,parenting,Parenting Fail,please be trolling,satire,tazer-self-defense,toy,wait what,weapons
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See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

You Have to Start Early to Make it In This Career

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career,dreams,fast food,food,job,McDonald's,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,toy
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No Black Friday Deal Could Convince Me to Buy That

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black friday,breastfeeding,creepy,doll,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,sale,toy,wait what
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Saved! (From Pregnancy).

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birth control,Hall of Fame,naughty or nice,nerdgasm,Parenting Fail,pregnancy,princess peach,the pill,video games,wait what
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Just a Monkey and a Phone, No Big Deal

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apple store,costume,gadget,iphone,monkey,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,technology,wait what
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