Look Here, Boy!

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date night,gun,high school prom,homecoming,prom,prom date,protective dad
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Yew try any funny stuff with mah daughter an' I's gon' shoot yer face off, ya hear?

Future Action Star

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action star,explosion,gun,machine gun,Michael Bay,Movie
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Hey, wait! M16 means you have to be 16 to use it, so cut that out! Kind of like how you have to be 240 to use an M240... I think...

The Big Zero-Five

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baby,birthday,cake,five year old,gangster,gun
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So, at age 16, we get our driver's license. At 18, we get to vote. At 21, we get to drink. I guess we all missed the "first gun at age 5" milestone. Silly us.

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