That Would Have Been a Way Cooler Name

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Me: Hey dad, do you care that the only reason I was born was because your vasectomy didn't work? Dad: Mate, if I cared, you would have been named Houdini instead of Ryan.
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Lil' Escape Artists

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Extreme dexterity, agility, top-tier espionage skills, expert thieving, manipulative ploys... Clearly we're dealing with a whole new class of criminal here.

Quick Learner

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baby, escape, fence, climbing, coloring books, goodbye
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