Mother: Don't quote what I say on facebook. Seriously, if you quote what I say you will sleep on the roof for three weeks. And you can quote me on that.
Me: Mom, can I have a curfew?
Mom: You already have one.
Me: So, when is it?
Mom: I won't tell you.
Me: Then what's the point of a curfew?
Mom: So we can punish you when you break it.
Why do you think this bright young chap isn't allowed to have any pencils? Post your theories in the comments below!
Me: I'm going to discipline my kids better when I have them. I'm going to lock them in a closet.
Mom: Oh... That's what I did with you...
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