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Paul Baier has gone to extreme measures to keep his daughter off of Facebook during the school year. If she keeps her account deactivated until June of this year, she'll win not a prize, not a puppy, and not the lasting satisfaction of having improved grades, but 200 dollars in cold, hard cash. Baier states that his daughter is already an honor student, but she was having trouble finding extracurricular employment and wanted to buckle down more in that regard. When it comes to getting paid, you've gotta do what you've gotta do!

That's how to do parenting right.