(My mom walks in to my room as I'm pulling my pants up from masturbating.)
Mom: What were you doing.
Me: Uh... Nothing
Mom: OK, just a tip, next time, do "nothing" in the bathroom.
The One and Only Jeopardy Contestant to Truly Understand ...
And That's Why You Don't Kick a Man While He's Down
Friday Afternoons Can Be Really Tough at Work
It Seemed Like Just Another College Snapchat Story, Then ...
An Alternative Method
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
Why Don't These 8 Objects Exist in The Real World?
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
Photobombing Like a Wrecking Ball
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more