Sister: Why are you listening to Metal? You will become a satanist!
Me(joking): But I am one!
Sister: MOM! NICK WORSHIPS SATAN!
Mom: That's okay. Me and your dad used to do that when we were young.
(One afternoon, talking with my dad about first kisses.)
Me: So, your first kiss wasn't with mom?
Dad: No. It actually was with somebody VERY different from her.
Me: Yeah? And where was it?
Dad: Well, it was in school, between classes.
Me: Dad, I thought there were only guys in your school.
Dad: I DID say it was somebody different.
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