How's the weather?
Dad: On the whole, all protests are bad.
Me: You can't just generalize like that.
Dad: I'm not generalizing. I'm just saying that on the whole they're all bad.
Me: And that's a generalization.
Dad: No it's not.
Me: How so?
Dad: I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Me: Im shooting daggars out of my eyes.
Dad: Im shooting farts out of my ass.
(A little while later,)
When you're not home I'm going to fart on your pillow.
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