Mike Cohen started making these recordings when he was just 12 years old. Animator Rodd Perry took the recordings and set them to a cartoon in his own style. This one in particular apparently comes from a summer he spent at home from college in 1985. Little did they know that he would go on to become a radio DJ, and all those records cluttering his room would go on to inform his career!
The newest future-headcase star of Toddlers and Tiaras, Honey Boo-Boo the "Diva Queen," is a veritable hippogryph of reality television tropes: The lifestyle of a dolled-up child pageant queen and parents that go overboard with extreme coupon-ing. The result is just as terrifying as you would imagine.
Meanwhile, the clever folks over at I Am So Sorry have done what any self-respecting person would do and doctored screencaps with quotes from everyone's favorite misunderstood proto-existentialist philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Twilight of the Tiaras indeed.