Every time I talk to my European friends, they bemoan that the drinking age is 21 in the United States where everyone else in the world can go to a bar and order a pint by the time they're 18 (or younger in some places (hey Germany!)). I can see their point, especially when the allure of drinking can drive our young kids to hit the bottle at such an early age. Check them all out below!
Look at this dad, just standing by while his child spirals into a TOTALLY INEVITABLE AND UNAVOIDABLE BOUT WITH ALCOHOLISM.
If it weren't for the fact that this baby just lost her Jedi mind-powers that beer would already be in her tiny, fragile hands:
17-year-old McKenzie Strange received a special treat to accompany a granola bar in her brown bag lunch on Tuesday. Mom, who has no idea what Four Loko is, was either oblivious or trying to give her daughter a jump start on a #TurntTuesday.
Yes, Mom. You're right... That is sort of like a tea/energy combo. It's also 12% ABV.
When your mom has a photo of you passed out with a toilet seat smashing into the top of your head, a kid must be in constant fear for her mom to play that card.
Abbie Price recently turned 18 and got a special surprise when her mother presented her with a birthday cake perfectly molded to resemble her infamous drunk bathroom photo.
Mom is hoping that this amazing three tier cake will hinder her daughter's binge drinking.