I Hope My Baby Never Learns How To Walk.
*At a gas station on a snowy pass*
Dad: Hey look, traffic! Go play in it!
Me: I don't feel like being killed.
Dad: Don't worry, they'll steer off the road and kill themselves first!
Hopefully someday you'll make emcee your point.
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