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Samuel L. Jackson is an American treasure. From Do the Right Thing to The Hateful Eight, and Jurassic Park to The Avengers, he's been a staple of classic films, providing audiences with an entertaining and important infodump. Let's just say if you need to get through some exposition, you could do a lot worse than Samuel L. Jackson. 

But what do we know about Samuel L. Jackson? For a guy we've watched and enjoyed for decades, I'd say surprisingly little. So people turn to Google to answer their questions, but they might as well go to the source. 

Jackson teamed up with Wired to answer some of the internet's most common and incomplete questions about the actor, and the responses, as you could imagine, are pretty bad ass. 

Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Despite what many people will tell you, this is still America, and one of the basic principles of the constitution is the right to put whatever the hell you want on a pizza without shame... least of all something as delicious as pineapple. Pineapple on pizza rocks, nerds. 

Now this has nothing to do with where you can dunk pizza, which is nowhere. Dunking your pizza in milk is a war crime. Sorry, gross jerks of the world. 

On his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel didn't even ask people on the street what they thought, he just gave his own opinion, which was "once you turn 15, stop drinking milk altogether. People who dip pizza in milk, these are the people we should be deporting, leave the Mexicans alone."  

And so continues the constitutional crisis of our time...

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The Statue of Liberty Lost Power For Few Hours Last Night, But The Irony Was Lost On No One

Last night the Statue of Liberty, that Immigrants Welcome sign on New York Harbor, went dark. While many thought that this might be an act of protest, following up on the "Refugees Welcome" sign that was recently draped across the statue's base, a power outage was the culprit. 

This didn't stop the Internet from theorizing and joking about the darkness. 

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Brother Replaced Sister's Goldfish With Carrots Three Days Ago and She Still Hasn't Noticed Yet

Sibling rivalry doesn't have to be complicated. 

Twitter user @SamuelAnnis recently stole his sister's goldfish and replaced them with carrots. Here's the kicker: She hasn't noticed yet.

Three days and over 65,000 retweets later, his sister still hasn't noticed. Twitter has, however, and Twitter loves it.

Check out the ongoing prank that might just last all the way to April Fool's Day, if we're lucky. 

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That Obamacare replacement really isn't going that well. In addition to making people pay more for less coverage and lying to the public for years, Republicans spent most of a decade complaining about something they never really had any intention of fixing. 

But at least there's this, one of the replacement plans is called the "World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017," which they had to have stolen from a "World's Greatest Dad" mug or something. 



Now you're probably wondering, how is this real? What the hell is going on? But this is just one of the possible bills that the GOP might use and rename the American Health Care Act.

This is a very real thing that you can read more about here.

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H/T Gizmodo 
 

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Ridiculously Overprotective Boyfriend Refuses to Let Girlfriend Go Out, Ignites String of Enraged Reactions From Internet

The fact that she'd even ask her boyfriend who is playing all the part of a hellishly controlling parental kind of figure, in the first place, was a sign of bad things to come. Also, valid disclaimer: blind rage-inducing shit grammar on the horizon.

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FAIL Blog's Afternoon Delight: 26 Memes to Get Your Blood Flowing

There's nothing like a little something special to get you through the dreary endless drag of the afternoon. That's why we're here to bring you a little 'Afternoon Delight'. These memes will help get you through the longest part of the day.

For more hilarity and FAIL be sure to check out our Pinterest page

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