Some Flute Players Fingered Too Many Minors

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Not Sure If Ticket Quantity or Editorial Commentary

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Happy Birthday Elvis

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Born-Again Snoop Dogg

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When Something So Good Just Can't Function No More

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As a bonus, they hire a Joy Division cover band to play a quiet, acoustic rendition of Love Will Tear Us Apart during settlement negotiations! The lead singer dresses as Zombie Ian Curtis!

Daughter, I Am Proud

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Proceed With Extreme Caution

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