Soon we will have metal versions of ALL the memes!

Every

single

one of

them.

Harder than it looks.

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.