My personal theory is that all the '90s grunge bands are from an obscure island in Lake Michigan which sank to the lake bottom thousands of years ago, and now they're doomed to walk the earth talking and singing in a bizarre accent that nobody speaks or understands anymore.

Ccorko says: "Mother Love Bone was a hell lot better than Pearl Jam in my opinion."

I see I'm not the only one who chews on his guitar picks.