Alternatively, a flowchart:
Is it Adele?
Yes -----> Play it
No -----> Eh, better save it for now
Lulu, of course, is the TRUE masterpiece. Also, this chart hasn't quite exercised Master of Puppets to its fullest potential.
The statistics are a little skewed thanks to the often-forgotten 1973 single "Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Love! Yeahhhhghhhh!!" which featured David Lee Roth wailing the title for three and a half minutes over a sitar drone.
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