I'd Like to Stick My Reed in YOUR Mouthpiece

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I May Be Bedridden, But I Can Still Flirt

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How Not To Flirt in Class

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PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit content.

From Captain Ahab to Captain Still Mad

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A slightly more realistic ending to the Mastodon saga.

Picking Up Girls Using Only Blink-182 Lyrics

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If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.