And All of Them Are the Same Color

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If you listen to death metal, then all of them are black; if you listen to goth, then all of them are black; if you listen to dubstep, then all of them are black; if you listen to Yani, then all of them are white.

Can't Fight for Your Right to Party

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Why So Many Metalheads Live in Norway or Somewhere Similarly Cold

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All I Have Are Band Shirts

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I WANT to Support My Favorite Band, I Swear!

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The Curse of Actually Knowing How to Play Guitar

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Then again, if you were REALLY an amazing guitarist, you'd know the three or four chords needed to play along to any given pop song.

Immortal! IMMORTAL!

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Some people just need a little schooling.