Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

Favorite
Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor
- -

You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Jesus-Rolled

Favorite
Jesus-Rolled
- -

If you've ever thought your life was part of some elaborate cosmic joke, then you're absolutely right: the universe is rick-rolling you.

Observing the (Black) Sabbath

Favorite
Observing the (Black) Sabbath
- -

For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.