faith

For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

Of all the songs to turn into hymns of praise, Beez in the Trap is most likely to generate a lot of "buzz" (LOL!). But seriously. WHY.

SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."