Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

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Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor
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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Observing the (Black) Sabbath

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Observing the (Black) Sabbath
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For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz

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Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz
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SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

Are You a Square Steve or a Rad Rick?

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Are You a Square Steve or a Rad Rick?
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I don't see how good music and violence, pr0nography, and rock music have to be mutually exclusive.

Young Man! There's No Need to Feel Down!

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Young Man! There's No Need to Feel Down!
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Since YMCA stands for Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association, I'm sure this isn't offensive.