Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz

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devil worship,faith,punk,punk rock,religion,satan
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SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

Young Man! There's No Need to Feel Down!

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faith,jesus,religion,sign,village people,ymca
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Since YMCA stands for Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association, I'm sure this isn't offensive.

Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

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christianity,faith,metal,religion,satan,satanic
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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Jesus-Rolled

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faith,god,g rated,hymn,Music FAILS,prayer,rick roll
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If you've ever thought your life was part of some elaborate cosmic joke, then you're absolutely right: the universe is rick-rolling you.

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