Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

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Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor
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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Observing the (Black) Sabbath

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Observing the (Black) Sabbath
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For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

Dubstep Dancing, Pentecostal Style

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If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.