Those of you who get it can help out those who don't in the comments.

Not bad, except I'm pretty sure those three different repititions of "Bach" violates some rule of Liszting puns.

Bonus points for "Strauss relief" (did you notice that one? I bet you didn't).

He's crying because he can actually kinda hear his own music through the power of 21st-century headphone technology.