Best chemistry lesson ever.

I knew record sales have been declining, but I never knew it was that bad.

Today's installment of Children Playing Singing or Dancing Like Fun-Sized Adults™ features a two-year-old getting down to Elvis. Maybe by the time he's in high school the music industry will have gone full circle and '50s rock-and-roll will be in again.

Mariah Carey, what are you EVEN trying to say?