Once you stop imagining a post-stroke Dolly drag queen slurring this at a midnight performance in Key West, it's actually rather good.
You get the entirely work-inappropriate Go Kindergarten.
That one guy from that one song about hip kids and bullets turns seven today! I guess the "kicks" he sings about are baby shoes.
Alright, FINE. We'll let you sing that song we wrote about friendship and getting by. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.
An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?
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