When typing BJT, never forget the T. There is a huge difference between a bjob and a bipolar-junction-transistor. #LFMF
If your girlfriend has a history of seizures, for god's sake don't let her give you a BJ. She WILL have a seizure, her jaw WILL lock, and you WILL cry. #LFMF
When your mouth is so small that a tablespoon can't fit through it, don't say it in front of your boyfriend's friends. Unless you want blowjob jokes 24/7. #LFMF
Good: Your super religious girlfriend decided to give you a blowjob.
Bad: She is actually 'blowing' it. #LFHF
Guys don't wipe after they pee. Keep this in mind the next time you want to give your boyfriend a surprise bj shortly after he's been to the bathroom. #LFMF
When you get a BJ in the shower, never hold onto the barely attached shower rod, unless you do want to teach your girlfriend deepthroating the hard way. #LFMF
Never accept oral sex from someone with an untreated seizure disorder. #LFMF
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