Madonna, that timeless paragon of feminine beauty and performance who probably needs to stop setting herself up for things like this. Whoops!

And when this youtube video inevitably gets pulled from Youtube, here's Vine remix that sums it up just as well:

A couple had just stepped off a bus in South Korea when the sidewalk decided it wanted to eat them.

The ground quickly gave way, and both the man and woman were sucked 10-feet down into a sinkhole.

Fortunately, they only suffered minor injuries, and the whole thing was captured by a nearby CCTV camera.

There is a construction site next to the sidewalk which may have had something to do with it.

That or demons.

For those out of the loop, "Jigaboo" is an old and rarely-heard slur for people of color. You know, the kind of old ditty your more racist grandma might drop casually at Thanksgiving dinner. The anchor, former Miss USA winner Kristi Capel, later apologized for the statement saying that she didn't know that it was a "even a word."