You Think You're Going to Get That Fishy Snack? That's Cute.

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Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, etc.

There Seems to be a Flaw in Your Fool-Proof Scissor Security

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Here's the Man Who Attempted to Steal Six Pounds of Cow Tongue... by Stuffing it Down His Pants

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From Click Orlando:

DeLand police have arrested a man they say tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by stuffing it down his pants.

Jason Puckett was arrested Friday in the attempted theft at the Walmart on North Woodland Boulevard.

Police said Puckett went to the cooler, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out of the store. He was stopped by loss prevention officers, who called police after Puckett ran out of the store.

BRB, Kicking Puppies

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One Young Man's Shopping Experience is Still Way too Common in 2014

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We Just Can't Have Nice Things...

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These Jerks Need to Grinch Harder

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