This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza

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This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza
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You know those terrible "Flatizzas" Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because "I can't eat that stuff"), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts.

Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Cafeteria?

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Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Cafeteria?
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Demeter Fragrance Library is well known for its odd scents, such as Play-Doh, Crayon, and Mildew. Now you can dab a little Pizza scent behind your ears before your next date.