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funny puns, clever dad jokes and memes | tawdry hepburn [dumb bitch hour eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth her car on way hospital and her husband named kid Carson and if don't think 's best dad joke ever get out my face | Planes were invented 1903 Trains were invented 1804 Babies before 1804 :

Dad Jokes, Puns and Other Clever Memery

list of funny and fresh animal memes - thumbnail includes two memes one of meerkats gathered around heat lamp "me and my five brain cells preparing to say "here" when the teacher calls attendance" and one of a squirrel eating from bird feeder "the old ladies at the casino playing two slot machines at once"

Morning Wake Up Call: Fresh Animal Memes (November 29th, 2020)

strange and stupid things people posted for sale online | Peloton Bike $2,499 stationary bike with a tv screen taped to it | Thor's Hammer $8,000,000 weight with a handle

Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

because translating stuff is hard

Because Translating Stuff Is Hard

Ex boyfriend says he'll own anything ex girlfriend doesn't take, she takes everything

Ex Sets Ridiculous Ultimatum, Ends Up With Empty Apartment

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Insulting Your Patients FAIL

strict and frustrating homeowner's association rules. | Gruneun 17 hours ago 2 e2 3 2 E 2 first month our townhouse got notice had not mowed our lawn and were danger being fined didn't have lawn entire yard covered topsoil, seed, and straw lawn" turned out be single weed growing up shade bay window didn't pull tied stake and told them our garden.

Dumbest HOA Rules People Had To Deal With

perfect summer memes that will not cool you off in this heat, but might help you forget about the humidity

The Perfect Summer Memes To End The Summer With

Student uses scheduling loophole to get appointment 72 hours early | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/theoryofrelativetea 2 days ago 3 00 19 17 3 21 O 810 My appointment cancelled being 5 minutes late guess have reschedule. oc M This happened about 4 years ago got summer job at my university job working professors had worked with before, and they asked last-minute teach summer workshop 9th and 10th graders.

Student Misses Appointment By Seconds, Dumb Loophole Works

food beings eaten the wrong way | bite taken out the side of an unpeeled banana | cutting pieces from the center of a pizza with a fork and knife

Foods Being Eaten Improperly

funny petty elevator revenge story | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/-BigBadBeef Petty revenge against petty shipyard security work shipyard. COVID has seen some pretty harsh measures which actually endorse, since shipyard attracts workers all over world. One these measures lists maximum amount people can occupy elevator at once. Only 3 can use elevator at any given time, but only one if transport materials alongside.

Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

wtf safety failures | exposed electrical cord glowing | person working on the bottom of a car while it's being kept hanging in the air with just a rope

OSHA-Unapproved Moments Of Safety Failure

funny "not my job" failure moments | grey shorts with long sleeves sewn in instead of pockets | street light drilled through a bridge built overhead

"Not My Job" Moments of Unimpressive Professionalism

patient lists mistress as emergency contact | Posted by u/eatapeach18 3 days ago called d my patient's mistress, but just doing told oc L This happened back 2009 working part time at doctor's office while nursing school one receptionists and did all filing and cataloguing and such boring work, but doctor (my boss) guaranteed job after nursing school so 's why did This particular doctor an orthopedic surgeon had lots patients coming MRIS, CT scans, and X-rays. This one particular patient, Frank

Patient Lists Their Mistress as Emergency Contact, Gets Exposed

Guy needs a permit to build a garage so he just buys a van | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/oscarmendonca 1 day ago Planning permission say? oc s Not sure if this fits here, or different sub, so here goes. Behind my house there's an area reserved garages. Plans were drawn 1968, and only 3 18 allocated plots have garage built remaining have cement base and park there. As spaces are narrow (2.4m wall wall and brick garages are expensive though having pre built one installed quarter cost.

Dude Needs Permit to Build Garage, Just Buys A Van

interesting and valuable things people found in the trash | Handwriting - Duck-Yo-Couch 2 days ago Once I found a perfectly good stationary bike that my neighbors threw out that I cleaned up then used for years. Can't believe this day comes only 52 times a year.

The Best Stuff People Found In The Garbage

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Resident allows neighbors to use their backyard gate as shortcut to school, until neighbors start making demands about the yard's appearance: ‘It will never end’

Resident allows neighbors to use their backyard gate as shortcut to school, until neighbors start making demands about the yard's appearance: ‘It will never end’

New remote manager files HR complaint for one employee using her allotted 14-day PTO and another her full 50-day maternity leave, HR just shrugs: ‘[HR] said, “No, she is absolutely entitled to do that."'

New remote manager files HR complaint for one employee using her allotted 14-day PTO and another her full 50-day maternity leave, HR just shrugs: ‘[HR] said, “No, she is absolutely entitled to do that."'

Neighbors repeatedly drive over new homeowner's lawn to park, forcing her to stop them by installing T-posts on her driveway: ‘I feel like this is property damage’

Neighbors repeatedly drive over new homeowner's lawn to park, forcing her to stop them by installing T-posts on her driveway: ‘I feel like this is property damage’

Dad blames daughter of ‘not working enough’ after she switches from working 6 days a week to a mere 40-hour, 5-day schedule, she says: ‘I refuse to repeat the cycle of burnout’

Dad blames daughter of ‘not working enough’ after she switches from working 6 days a week to a mere 40-hour, 5-day schedule, she says: ‘I refuse to repeat the cycle of burnout’

Warehouse employee quits 4 days in after supervisor denies her request for adequate breaks: 'They made us work 12 hours through with no 30 minute lunch'

Warehouse employee quits 4 days in after supervisor denies her request for adequate breaks: 'They made us work 12 hours through with no 30 minute lunch'

Daughter takes back her car after repeatedly reminding her mom to save for her own: ‘She had 15 months to save up’

Daughter takes back her car after repeatedly reminding her mom to save for her own: ‘She had 15 months to save up’