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Criminally Dumb Criminal news florida Probably bad News - 8225403392
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If you read that headline and thought "I bet this happened in Florida," then congratulations! There's a milkshake for you in the fridge as a prize. Go ahead, check it! A choice quote from the story:

The deputies searched Mitchell and fount 23 grams of marijuana hidden under his fat. Police also found a handgun in the middle console and $7,000 in cash stuffed in a tube sock. The suspects tried to hide the smell of drugs with carpet freshener and scented dryer sheets, but that didn't work.

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If you've been following Florida Man, you'll know some pretty crazy stuff happens in the Sunshine State. One creative interviewer decided to ask the cast of Star Wars VII if her quotes were a scenario from Star Wars, or if they were local Florida headlines. You'd be surprised by how hard it is to tell the difference.