911

Check out the video above to hear a Florida resident's exchange with 911 during a PS Network outage on Christmas Day.  The operator snarkily suggests the kid should go outside or read a book, but listen 911 operator, you don't understand; THE GRAPHICS OUTSIDE SUCK.

No we don't know when they will restore service to Xbox or Playstation. Please Dial 9-1-1 only for emergencies. pic.twitter.com/nQCeWEEFP1

— PBSO (@PBCountySheriff) December 28, 2014

There's nothing more American than seizing an opportunity for capitalism! Except when it involves 9/11, then it's anti-American and would make a bald eagle cry...