Walmart not only has falling prices, it’s also got strange men falling out of the ceiling.
A shoplifter was apprehended by security at a store in Mobile, Alabama last Wednesday after trying to walk away with a debit card, some shoes, a hat, a watch and some underwear.
They locked him up in the security office, but he mysteriously disappeared.
“He had climbed on a desk, jumped into the ceiling, then tried to escape,” said a witness named Brannan Lynn, who recorded the whole thing on his phone.
The suspect made his way to the entryway of the store where he then kicked he way through, dangling for a few minutes before hopping down to the ground.
He eventually ran into the parking lot and drove away in his car.
You can check out some more raw footage of the daring escape on LiveLeak.
If there has ever been a reasonable case for a plea of insanity, maybe it's this one.
Andrew Gilbertson is charged with robbing a Bank of America in October 2013 - which is perhaps the first bullet point in an insane person. I mean come on, there are SO many easier illegal ways to get money in 2015. While taking the stand this Wednesday, he reached into his pants to grab his own personal brand for a snack, as instructed to him by the Virgin Mary herself.
Unsurprisingly, the court was called into a recess, where a mental health expert was called in to analyze Gilbertson's behavior.
Here's a video report of the full story, which thankfully does not feature any actual footage of the "One Disturbed Man, One Cup" incident:
Hat tip to Uproxx.
Between drunk Secret Service agents and Eleanor Holmes Norton, maybe we need to give all of Washington a refresher course in how to drive.
The D.C. delegate tried and failed to park her car outside the U.S. Capitol Wednesday, and the mess was all captured in the video above.
“If she parks like that she should not be a member of Congress anymore,” says one of the people watching the disaster.
In addition to being completely out of alignment with the rest of the vehicles, she apparently banged into the car next to her multiple times during the half-hour long debacle. Eventually she and her aide just walk away as if it’s all NBD.
Her office later told Roll Call that there were no damages and they left a card on the windshield so they could contact them.
Not sure that warrants the “worst parking job ever” award – a quick YouTube search reveals much worse – but it’s certainly up there in the rankings.
And Mr. Piggly Wiggly is theclear winner for recent parking lot fails. That one will be tough to beat.