WARNING: Some language in this video. Who knew that one could get so vindictive over a cheeseburger? Sorry, sorry, I meant hamburger, because clearly that is the point of contention here.

Remember Miss Utah's flummox from earlier this week? Let's take a moment to appreciate the band, who had to keep on playing during that whole word-goulash that some called a "response."

This little guy got tired of being in a dark room, so he turned on the lights and let himself out. How quaint!

Don't mind me, just getting into my panic room...