Madonna Eats it On Stage at the Brit Awards, Does Not Take This as a Sign to Stop Performing

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Madonna, that timeless paragon of feminine beauty and performance who probably needs to stop setting herself up for things like this. Whoops!

And when this youtube video inevitably gets pulled from Youtube, here's Vine remix that sums it up just as well:

Response of the Day: Australian Foreign Minister Replies to Question with Emoji Face

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Meet Julie Bishop, Minister for Foreign Affairs and human emoji.

During an interview with Bishop on the Today show in Australia this week, host Karl Stefanovic brought up news that Governor-General Peter Cosgrove’s staff wanted a $2000 Thermomix for their kitchen.

He then asked Bishop if she knew what a Thermomix was. (It’s an expensive device that both heats and mixes food at the same time.)

“I’m going to answer in emoji,” she said, going on to make a weird face.

Well played. But which emoji was she impersonating?

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