Note to Self: Never Scorn a Russian Woman

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From the Youtube description:

A 26-year-old Russian woman has been accused of attempted murder after she forced her ex-boyfriend's car off the road.

Mary Artemyeva allegedly flew into a jealous rage when she spotted her former partner Chariton Anisimov, 28, on the road with his new girlfriend.

Artemyeva revved up her engine and rammed into her ex-boyfriend's car on a road in central Russia's Volgograd Oblast.

Lighting Up in a Police Station Was Just the First Crazy Thing This Criminal Did

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It only gets worse from there. From Philly:

A security guard told him to wait on a nearby bench, and Higgs apparently thought it was the perfect chance for a smoke break.

But he wasn't packing tobacco.

When the officer Higgs so desperately wanted to see came out, he smelled the marijuana immediately and took Higgs into custody.

And then the show began.

Higgs disrobed, while still babbling, and relieved his bowels on the floor of his holding cell, Chitwood said. Then, as if struck by artistic inspiration, Higgs grabbed his own feces and "wiped it all over the walls," he said.

That Awkward Moment When You Sell Your Truck and ISIS Terrorists Get a Hold of it

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From BoldRide:

When Texas plumber Mark Oberholtzer traded in his black Ford F-250 pickup truck, he expected it would live a second life in the hands of new owners, but probably not these owners.

Oberholtzer's Texas City plumbing company, Mark-1 Plumbing, has been inundated with threats after a photo of his old Ford work truck appeared on a terrorist Twitter feed, equipped with an anti-aircraft gun in the bed and still bearing the company logo on the door.
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