Presumably this weeping kitty monstrosity is in reference to her American Music Awards performance in November (a performance that some have gone so far as to say was a commentary on her own internet infamy.) All we know is that this would probably qualify as an Ugliest Tattoo regardless of the celebrity subject, but boy does that help!

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We wish we were making that up. Suing for $500,000 in injuries. Yes. To a butt.

WARNING: Obviously there's some censored butt in this video.

In a headline that's possibly too Canadian for words to properly convey, "Markham black bear revealed to be 150-pound dog." Check out the full video right here: