Real suspicious Yahoo Answer's poster here with strange claim they've never farted. I smell a troll. How is that even possible.
Go see a doctor IRL about these things. Oh, and don't check on WebMD, they'll just tell you it is cancer.
User on Yahoo Answers asks a question if NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sounds of space battles. Without even getting into the fact that space battles would be largely silent, nor would NASA want to keep it quiet if they did make noise, as they would need political clout to get funding for said, 'space battles' to get people on their side. Unless that is not what they want, maybe this post is right, WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
My favorite part was when another user responded how maybe this user should go see a doctor, but my guess it is just a troll having some fun on Yahoo Answers.
Yahoo Answers On How To Failbook
Yahoo Answers post of someone asking on how to submit something to failbook, to which a very sarcastic user responds in an elaborate long rant with rainbows and leprechauns. Always fun to see your own stuff on Yahoo Answers. So Relevant.