[PG for animated vomit and a bird who quotes 2 Pac]

There are so many things to discuss about this image, please choose from any number of them: 

• so many shampoo options
• why the tarp?
• are those cookies in the pudding
• are they vanilla wafer cookies?
• what does his tiny below-the-n*pple tattoo say?
• why is there a window on the shower's back wall?
• was the photo album title really neccessary?
• where do they even sell pert plus anymore?!