superheroes
Via: Miss Cellania
Florida Man is to superheroes what Billy Bob Thornton was to mall Santas. Seriously though, it seems like an inordinate number of crime news articles start with a male from the Sunshine State getting into some sort of legal trouble. Something in the oranges, perhaps? Regardless, here we see an enterprising Twitter user taking it upon himself to chronicle the misadventures of everyone's favorite alcoholic, drug-abusing, domestically violent, sociopathic, prankster/criminal/general numbskull out there. It's a burglary, it's a DUI, it's Florida Man!
By Unknown
Great, you lied to a special needs kid. Doesn't that qualify as "bullying?"
By Captain Awesome
I had no idea I was every superhero ever imagined!
Can't say I saw this casting coming. Cable is Thanos....Thanos is Cable? What even is life anymore? You'd almost think that Brolin would've been required to sign some sort of contract with Marvel when he was cast as super-villain badass Thanoss, that'd prevent him from ever playing a part in a separate superhero universe.... But NAH. And the reactions just about reflect where our heads are at right now: not sure if wildly stoked, or helplessly confused.
