The Only Limitations to How Pretentious Our Facebook Posts Are...

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By Captain Awesome
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I had no idea I was every superhero ever imagined!

This is Why We Hate Dave

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It Makes Total Sense!

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Superherpes: The Latest Threat to Society

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More Superherpes Up, Up and This Way!

Marvel vs. DC

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More Superheroes Up, Up and This Way!

It'll Be Entertaining At Least...

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Florida Man to the Rescue!

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Florida Man is to superheroes what Billy Bob Thornton was to mall Santas. Seriously though, it seems like an inordinate number of crime news articles start with a male from the Sunshine State getting into some sort of legal trouble. Something in the oranges, perhaps? Regardless, here we see an enterprising Twitter user taking it upon himself to chronicle the misadventures of everyone's favorite alcoholic, drug-abusing, domestically violent, sociopathic, prankster/criminal/general numbskull out there. It's a burglary, it's a DUI, it's Florida Man!