Hey guys! Do you remember those horribly contrived and unfunny jokes told via chain mail that began with "Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: RE: Fwd: FWD: Re:" in the subject line? I'll bet you thought they died off in the late '90s. NOPE.

Poor Andrew hasn't won anything yet. He's like the Bad Luck Brian of spam.

HI I'M BILLY MAYS.